But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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