Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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