I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
