whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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