OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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