I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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