there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
so much tequila, so little girl.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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