What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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