so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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