I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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