awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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