No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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