she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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