Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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