In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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