Already got asked if we're dating
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize
