Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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