ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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