So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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