I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
