just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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