have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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