took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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