ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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