I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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