Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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