No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
