Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
MIDGETS
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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