You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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