I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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