If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I feel like death gave me a hand job
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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