Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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