THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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