Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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