just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I love having hate sex.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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