these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
