How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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