This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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