its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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