no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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