He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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