found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
