he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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