dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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