Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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