I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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