Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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