Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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