just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
