do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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