I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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