He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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