A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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