i just google imaged poop.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
