and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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